Stories by @peterjudge04

The War on Errorism

California, April 2020: Frank is middle-aged truck driver who was formerly in a political rock band, who expressed contempt towards then-President Bush in the early 2000s. With the riots starting in his country, Frank's former bandmate Monty asks him to come back to sing in the band. But many things changed since the 2003 war on terrorism and Bush's presidency, and Frank is gonna learn it... It contains a lot of flashbacks and hallucinogenic, empirical sequences, starring many other characters.

Spring Break Anthem - Alternate Music Video

What if I directed the music video for The Lonely Island 2013 song "Spring Break Anthem"?

Lory, George and Eric

Hiroshima, Japan, 1991: Italian erotic comedy star Lory Del Santo meets ex-Beatle George Harrison who's in tour. Lory Del Santo has been left by British musician Eric Clapton for model Patti Boyd, George's ex-wife. As a revenge, Lory and George decide to have a relationship at Sun Plaza Hotel. But it will be so much more than a simple revenge affair... Based on a true story.

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

Indiana Jones must find the Ark of the Covenant and fight Nazis.

Der Fuerher's Face - Remake

"Der Fuerher's Face" is a 1943 WW2 American propaganda cartoon short starring Donald Duck. In this film, Donald has a nightmare where he's a German factory worker forced by the Nazis to build bombs and salute every time he sees a Hitler's photo. This drives Donald crazy, but he fortunately wakes up in good ol' United States, thanking to be an American citizen. The cartoon, who received an Academy Award, can still be considered relevant as a film against totalitarian regimes. It doesn't show racist caricatures (except for two rapid scenes with Emperor Hirohito and Prime Minister Tojo) oppositely to many cartoons of the time, and, still being hyper anti-PC, can still be considered a masterpiece of its time.

Superyoungster

Here it is: my second contribution to the superhero filmography, or I should say the Elios contribution to it. Superyoungster is the protector of all youngsters. He's a rebel and always fights against the government and the "fogeys". His sidekick and best friend is Catoblepas, who dies, killed by the government "disguised as Crodino". But Superyoungster, with all the youngsters of the country, will get his revenge against the government and the fogeys! (Spoiler: Superyoungster is actually a middle-aged man who doesn't know sh*t about the youth world)

Shpalman

These times, there are many superhero movies. It doesn't matter if they're good or not, the important is that they have success. So, here's the superhero movie by Italian parody band Elio E Le Storie Tese: "Shpalman"! Shpalman is a superhero who dirts criminals' faces with pOOp (!). If you feel unsafe, Shpalman will come to save him with his trowel!

Preti (Priests)

A young priest travels to a parish to do a work experience under the control of the parson. The youngest clergyman asks a lot of questions to his mentor, sometimes even annoying or disturbing him. However, between the two priests is born a real special friendship.

Il Duce Favoloso

Italy, 1936: Benito Mussolini, the Duce, is coming back to Italy after his military campaign in Ethiopia. His son-in-law Galeazzo Ciano plans to kill him to become the new Italian leader, with the reluctant help of his wife, Mussolini's daughter, Edda. But Mussolini has a secret: in Ethiopia, he started a gay relationship with a Moor named Shakur, who's coming with him to meet the family. The king finds this a way to maintain good contacts with the colonies, while Benito's wife Rachele is desperate. Galeazzo puts poison in Mussolini's wine, but Shakur drinks it instead, dying. Mussolini, angered, kills Galeazzo with his gun. But Shakur isn't actually dead. Rachele tries to kill him with a sword, but Mussolini beats her. Mussolini tells Shakur he can't stay in Italy, and has to come back to Ethiopia. Shakur agrees, with the displeasure of the king and the joy of Rachele. The Mussolini family celebrates the patriarch returns, and Edda apologizes for her behavior.

Mind Your Change (Steven Universe Parody)

Steven, Pearl, Garnet and Amethyst must confront White Diamond, but she makes heterosexual all the gems, Blue Diamond and Yellow Diamond. Steven splits in three: the actual him, Mickey Mouse and Goofy. Then they reunite. Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst, Blue, Yellow and Pink Pearl becomes gay again (thankfully!) when White finds out she's actually a lesbian too. She's ashamed and doesn't know how to go. Steven suggests her a place where people can live openly their sexuality: the Earth (he's not completely right, but it's better than nothing!).

Ferragni for Mayor!

In 2021, Italian model and social media influencer Chiara Ferragni, married to rapper Fedez (Federico Lucia) and mother of little Leone, starts a campaign to become Mayor of the city of Milan.

Metropolitan Eunuchs

Manhattan, 2013: Hershel, a sarcastic, full-mouthed, racist, sexist hipster befriends two emos: an Asian bi-polar girl named Toshiko and a depressed gay man named Connor. They go to Hershel's house to smoke weed, and Toshiko does a fellatio to Hershel. Later, they go to a night club, where Hershel makes fun of Rogelio, a comedian working there. They also meet a 16-year-old nerdy, enthusiastic girl named Melanie. Rogelio and Connor start a relationship. Melanie finds out a hard secret of Hershel, and he kills her. At the funeral, Toshiko accuses him. Hershel doesn't get punished, but gets depressed, while Toshiko kills herself and Connor and Rogelio go to live with each other in Vermont, the only ones who got a happy ending.

Ogre

"Shrek", released in 2001 by Dreamworks, it's not "just a movie". It's probably the best animated movie ever made. The amount of memes about it proves it. And it also has a very interesting story. This is its story. Suggestions are open!

"The Dover Boys at Pimento University" or "The Rivals of Roquefort Hall"

One of my favorite cartoon shorts when I was a kid

Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins (1991) but it's actually GOOD

What if 1991 live action movie "Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins" was actually pretty decent?

Pen

A biopic about the man behind Cartoon Network 2010s success "Adventure Time".

Adventure Time (1988), by Rob Reiner

What if "Adventure Time" was a 1988 live action movie?

The Dux Sucks 2

Rome, Italy, 2022: Milhouse, who took his mother's name Mussolini, is now the new Duce of Italy but, being just 10, he's actually controlled by the D'Amico criminal family, led by Don Vittorio in Springfield. To distract his parents, the mafia gave several male escorts to Luann, and a private house near the Como Lake to Kirk. Here, Kirk knows and befriends George Clooney. But Italy's richest, most handsome and smartest gentleman, former Prime Minister and TV producer Silvio Berlusconi, wants to make a deal with Milhouse and with the D'Amico family to keep to control the Italian television. The mafia refuses, so he hires a clan of yakuza to kill Milhouse. The yakuza fight against the mafiosi in the Colosseum, while Berlusconi reveals the D'Amico's evil plan on live TV. Hordes of Italians attack the Parliament, and kick out Milhouse. Finally, the yakuza take Fat Tony to Berlusconi, who lets him to be arrested by the police. Berlusconi agrees to make Italy back to normality, but asks as a reward a wild

Patrick

On 7th February 2020 Egyptian activist Patrick George Zaki was arrested in Cairo by Egyptian authorities, with the accuses of promoting terrorism. Zaki was affiliated with Egyptian presidential candidate and human rights activist Khaled Ali, and believed to be affiliated with the family of Giulio Regeni, an Italian physician killed in Egypt in 2016. Zaki was a student at Bologna University, in Italy, and his arrest created a big outrage in the international community. Zaki is still incarcerated. #JusticeForPatrickZaki

The Dux Sucks

Sicily, Italy, 1943: an American GI rapes a local girl named Sofia Mussolini, cousin of the local dictator, and gets her pregnant. Her son is named Bastardo. Springfield, 2022: Italian-American Mafia boss Don Vittorio DiMaggio, boss of D'Amico criminal family, says Italy must have a new Duce, a direct relative of Mussolini, to control him and all of Italy. His servant Fat Tony and his henchmen Louie and Legs contact Mussolini's last and most stupid successor: 10-year-old Milhouse Van Houten, son of Bastardo's half-sister Luann. The gangsters make Milhouse and his parents to travel to Italy, but here they find Alessandra Mussolini, Milhouse's 60-year-old cousin and congresswoman, also wants to take over Italy. The gangsters think Alessandra is too smart to be controlled and opt to make Milhouse the new Duce, deciding to kill the woman. Alessandra, in the meantime seduces Milhouse's father Kirk to create disagreements in their family. But the mafia kills Alessandra, and Milhouse becomes the new Duce. It's the beginning of a new era.