Stories by @peterjudge04

Adult Swim's "Legally Blonde"

What if Adult Swim released an animated "Legally Blonde" TV movie remake?

If Wes Anderson directed "The Big Lebowski" (today)

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If George Lucas Directed "Buckaroo Banzai" (1984)

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The iCarly's Reboot - These Things Happen All The Time

Several years after the ending of the show "iCarly", Carly Shay comes back to Seattle from Italy and finds out that there is a Chinese rip-off of the show named "The Charli Show". She contacts Freddie, Spencer and Sam: the first two come to visit her, while the latter says she retired and wants to pass more time with her new girlfriend. Carly and her friends find out that, to obtain again the rights of "iCarly" and then sue the producers of "The Charli Show" have to go to Hollywood to make a installment of the show. After a travel where they met crazy hillbillies, religious fundamentalists and Yerban nationalist terrorists, they'll arrive to Hollywood, just to discover that no one wants to make a new installment... except for a Japanese anime producer, who will produce an "iCarly" anime.

Of Angels and Demons

Satan is evil, but not SO evil... some demons want to take over satan and destroy the balance of the Universe! Who could help Satan to adjust everything? And why necessarily a closeted gay Republican Senator, an obese weeaboo from Colorado and an underage homeless effeminate boy from inner city?

Atuk

Atuk is an inhabitant of Alaska, son of a missionary and an Inuit woman. One day, beautiful documentary director Michelle Ross and her crew visit his village. Atuk makes them to take him to America. Here, real estate entrepreneur Alexander McKuen wants to build a metropolis on his village. McKuen has a son named Bishop who is a bully. Atuk saves Bishop's life and they become friends, so McKuen makes Atuk a symbol of his project, but later Atuk understands the truth...

Carola

On June 2019 a ship bearing 42 migrants called Sea Watch 3 and led by German Captain Carola Rackete was stopped near the Italian coast, after refusing asylum from Libya. Italian Minister of Interior Matteo Salvini, known for his anti-immigration stances, was firmly contrary. When the ship docked, as requested by Human Right Associations, Rackete was arrested and judged with a trial. She won the cause, and later sued Salvini himself for defamation. This is supposed to be a Rai series. I have to admit that I haven't watched many and that I didn't like the ones I watched, but perhaps this could be better than the average.

Franku Un-American

Dr. Francis Jouji "Franku" Kusunoki really would like to stay in America with his two friends Ian and Max, but he doesn't have the citizenship. He goes to Las Vegas to "marry" Max... just before finding out he's actually Australian, and that he didn't earn the American citizenship!

Astérix Légionnaire

One of my favorite stories! Obélix has a crush on a girl named Falbala, but then discovers she has a boyfriend named Tragicomix who has been enlisted in the Roman Legion. Astérix and Obélix enlist the Legion too. Hilarity intensifies.

Vivzie: The Vivziepop Story

A biopic about Salvadoran-American animator Vivienne "Vivziepop" Medrano, her making of webseries Hazbin Hotel and z*ophilia and p**dophilia allegations.

Sumo Bruno - Italian Remake

Bruno Russo è un operaio sovrappeso che abita a Napoli. Il suo unico amico Carlo, che conosce fin dall'infanzia, decide di iscriverlo al campionato di sumo amatoriale che si terrà per la prima volta in Italia. Ad una festa, Bruno conosce Anna, una ragazza carina e gentile, e Toni, il suo fidanzato abusivo e antipatico. Più avanti conosce anche Ciro, il figlio di Anna, che è molto intelligente e legge molto e diventa suo amico. Carlo contatta Akashi, un napoletano ossessionato dal Giappone che lo dovrà allenare per diventare un lottatore di sumo provetto. Bruno finirà per riscattarsi dopo tanti anni, imparando anche qualcosa.

Never Say No To The Panda

Cairo, Egypt, 2010: after refusing some Panda Cheese, family man Salah Soliman gets brutally murdered by a panda. Inspector Bakari of the Cairo Police investigates to find the guilty, but the panda makes more and more victims among people who refuse the cheese taking his name...

Quentin Tarantino's "The Big Lebowski"

What if Tarantino directed the Coen Bros. masterpiece?

The Rosenblums

The Rosenblums are a Berkeley atypical family: Seymour, the grandfather, is widowed and remarried to his much-younger Filipina wife Lola. Stan and Cheryl, the parents, are a happy couple. Malia, the youngest daughter, is candidated as class president at her high school and Scott, the oldest son, 12 years older than his sister, lives in Seattle producing videogames. They also have two adopted sons named Marcus and Janine. But things change... Scott comes home with his boyfriend Marcel, saying they want to get married, receiving a harsh answer by the homophobic Seymour. Malia is mistaken for racist by an Asian Student Association at her school, despite having an Asian boyfriend. And Marcus buys cocaine by his friend Brandon and has problems with the school. What is going to happen?

Sumo Bruno: Italian Dubbing (Doppiaggio Italiano)

Ehi, ho scoperto questo film qualche settimana fa e me lo sono cercato su Prime Video. Il film c'era, però solo in lingua tedesca con sottotitoli, quindi ho pensato: perché non mi faccio il mio doppiaggio italiano ideale? Ed ecco che arriva (comunque sì, ho scritto in Italiano lol)

The Emperor's New Groove - Live Action Movie

A live action adaptation of the 1999 animated Disney movie of the same name.

The Italian Job 4

Chicago, 1947: Angel Dust, come back to the States again, during a wild party takes to much her*ine, and dies. Hell, 2019: 72 years later, Angel is in Hell, working as a pornstar. Hell princess Charlie and her human-born girlfriend Vaggie asks him to be the first guest of their hotel (watch Hazbin Hotel trust me). In the meantime, in Italy, a boat full of refugees and led by German captain Carola Rackete is in the port of Lampedusa, and Minister of Interior Matteo Salvini doesn't want them to enter Italy. Souleymane, a Senegalese immigrant who drowned falling from the boat, asks "IMP" demons Blitzo, Millie and Moxxie to kill Salvini as a revenge, but Salvini followers chase them back to Hell. Finally, in Hell Angel films a porn video co-starring demon Albert Fish.

The Italian Job 3

1945: Angel Dust earns a pact with American authorities: to earn liberty, he has to go to Salò, in Italy, to capture the Duce Benito Mussolini. The authorities don't trust Angel, so they give him as an escort two inept, troublemaking GIs: Pvt. Laurel and Pvt. Hardy. In the meantime, the Italian command gives some of their soldier to their Japanese ally. Fantozzi and Filini are two of them. They're enlisted as kamikaze pilots. In Italy, Angel evades the two GIs control and has a romantic story with an Italian gay partisan named Ignazio. But Mussolini is killed by other partisans before the Anglo-Americans arrest him, and Ignazio tells Angel he's not ready for a relationship. Finally, Filini dies heroically attacking an American battleship with his plane, while Fantozzi finds refuge in a little Japanese country town: Hiroshima, which is nuked, killing Fantozzi.

The Italian Job 2

After Italy entrance in WW2, accountants Ugo Fantozzi and Silvio Renzo Filini enlist the Regio Esercito (Italian Army). Private Snafu is an American soldier who is sent to Italy, but he only wants to have sex, eat, smoke and drink. Angel, finally come back to the States, is incarcerated in a prison camp, suspected to be a spy. Here, he meets child George Takei, to whom he explains that being gay is ok. In the meanwhile, in Italy, Fantozzi and Filini fight against the Americans. During the battle, they meet Snafu, and decide to have a break for the war to go to a br*thel to meet some girls.

The Italian Job

Rome, Italy, 1940: Chicago-born Italian-American gay mafia Angel Dust travels to his native Italy. Here, he's kidnapped by brothers plumbers Mario Mario and Luigi Mario by order of the Duce: Benito Mussolini. The Duce, actually a closeted bisexual, wants a bl*wjob by the gangster, who has no problem in doing it, but wants to tell it everybody. The Duce fears for his image, and orders to Mario and Luigi to kill Angel, but he kills them instead. Furious, Mussolini declares war to the United States.