Stories by @parzivaljoker
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Watchmen (2019)
In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it.

Stand by Me (2006)
After the death of one of his friends, a writer recounts a childhood journey with his friends to find the body of a missing boy.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2008)
Teen Miles Morales becomes the Spider-Man of his universe, and must join with five spider-powered individuals from other dimensions to stop a threat for all realities.

Dune (2021)
A noble family becomes embroiled in a war for control over the galaxy's most valuable asset while its heir becomes troubled by visions of a dark future.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2005)
As a new threat to the galaxy rises, Rey, a desert scavenger, and Finn, an ex-stormtrooper, must join Han Solo and Chewbacca to search for the one hope of restoring peace.

Darkman (2020)
A brilliant scientist left for dead returns to exact revenge on the people who burned him alive.

Blade Runner (2022)
A blade runner must pursue and terminate four replicants who stole a ship in space, and have returned to Earth to find their creator.

Knives Out (2009)
A detective investigates the death of the patriarch of an eccentric, combative family.

Looper (2002)
In 2074, when the mob wants to get rid of someone, the target is sent into the past, where a hired gun awaits - someone like Joe - who one day learns the mob wants to 'close the loop' by sending back Joe's future self for assassination.

Sony Spidey Villain Universe whatever it even is at this point (2008-2013)
A franchise based on the Spidey villain characters blah blah blah whatever just casting this for fun

The Universal Horror Monsters
man idk at this point i could be sleeping or doing hw but nah im just doing this s**t. i need a life smh

Denis Villeneuve's Batman
id low key let the entire cast of Dune beat the s**t out of me tbh 😫

Drive (2021)
An action drama about a mysterious Hollywood stuntman and mechanic who moonlights as a getaway driver, and finds himself in trouble when he helps out his neighbor.

Superman: Flyby (2004)
Back in the new millennium that is the 2000s, WB decided to reboot the Superman franchise with the subtitle "Flyby". After many director changes and difficulties casting the Man of Steel, they finally hit the mark with famed Training Day director Antoine Fuqua, and newcomer Chris Pine. The film received mixed reviews; with critics pointing it out for being too much like The Matrix and for some differences from the source material. But most praised the performance of Pine's portrayal as the Man of Steel.

Vertigo (1998)
A former San Francisco police detective juggles wrestling with his personal demons and becoming obsessed with the hauntingly beautiful woman he has been hired to trail, who may be deeply disturbed.

Planet of the Apes (2011)
In all honesty, this is a forgettable reboot, but I just did this simply because im bored.

Phone Booth (2012)
Publicist Stuart Shepard finds himself trapped in a phone booth, pinned down by an extortionist's sniper rifle. Unable to leave or receive outside help, Stuart's negotiation with the caller leads to a jaw-dropping climax.

Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (2022)
After awakening from a four-year coma, a former assassin wreaks vengeance on the team of assassins who betrayed her.

Whiplash (2004)
A promising young drummer enrolls at a cut-throat music conservatory where his dreams of greatness are mentored by an instructor who will stop at nothing to realize a student's potential.

Batman and Robin (2017)
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