Stories by @parzivaljoker

Red Dragon (2022)

A retired FBI agent with psychological gifts is assigned to help track down "The Tooth Fairy", a mysterious serial killer. Aiding him is imprisoned forensic psychiatrist Dr. Hannibal "The Cannibal" Lecter.

Mallrats (2005)

Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall.

Transformers (2017)

An ancient struggle between two Cybertronian races, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, comes to Earth, with a clue to the ultimate power held by a teenager.

The Sonic the Hedgehog Duology (2010 - 2012)

Blue boi go br

The DC Extended Universe (2013-2023)

idk man I'm out of ideas.

Django Unchained (2022)

With the help of a German bounty-hunter, a freed slave sets out to rescue his wife from a brutal plantation-owner in Mississippi.

Quentin Tarantino's The Defenders

A hypothetical late 90's to early 00's fancast. If Tarantino ever helmed the famous street-level team, The Defenders.

Jackie Brown (2017)

A flight attendant with a criminal past gets nabbed by the FBI for smuggling. Under pressure to become an informant against the drug dealer she works for, she must find a way to secure her future without getting killed.

Free Guy (2021)

A bank teller discovers that he's actually an NPC inside a brutal, open world video game.

Blade Runner 2049 (1997)

Young Blade Runner K's discovery of a long-buried secret leads him to track down former Blade Runner Rick Deckard, who's been missing for thirty years.

Fresh (2022)

The horrors of modern dating seen through one young woman's defiant battle to survive her new boyfriend's unusual appetites.

Joker (2019)

In Gotham City, mentally troubled comedian Arthur Fleck is disregarded and mistreated by society. He then embarks on a downward spiral of revolution and bloody crime. This path brings him face-to-face with his alter-ego: the Joker.

This Is the End (2003)

What if the Frat Pack made This is the End during the peak of early-2000's comedies?

The Batman (2012)

Batman ventures into Gotham City's underworld when a sadistic killer leaves behind a trail of cryptic clues. As the evidence begins to lead closer to home and the scale of the perpetrator's plans become clear, he must forge new relationships, unmask the culprit and bring justice to the abuse of power and corruption that has long plagued the metropolis.

Fant4stic (2005)

Four young outsiders teleport to an alternate and dangerous universe which alters their physical form in shocking ways. The four must learn to harness their new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy.

Shazam! (2009)

A newly fostered young boy in search of his mother instead finds unexpected super powers and soon gains a powerful enemy.

Watchmen (1986)

mfw you hate Earth

The Lighthouse (1999)

Two lighthouse keepers try to maintain their sanity while living on a remote and mysterious New England island in the 1890s.

Doctor Strange (2016)

While on a journey of physical and spiritual healing, a brilliant neurosurgeon is drawn into the world of the mystic arts.

The Suicide Squad (2021)

Supervillains Harley Quinn, Bloodsport, Peacemaker and a collection of nutty cons at Belle Reve prison join the super-secret, super-shady Task Force X as they are dropped off at the remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese.