Stories by @peterjudge04

The Evolution Man, Or: Why I Ate My Father

Somewhen in the Pleistocene, Edward is a highly intelligent and enterprising hominid: he rules his clan by making big innovations as fire, cooked meat, bows and exogamous marriages. His outspoken promotion of modernization, however, bothers his brother Vania, a staunch conservative, and at the end will alienate him from his whole family, sentencing Edward to a sad fate.

Gods of Egypt

Set, god of desert, kills his brother Osiris, god of the Afterlife and King of Egypt, and usurps his throne. After his partner is killed, Bek, a young thief with a golden heart, contacts Set's good nephew Horus, who is also Osiris's son, to take his love back from the Afterlife and making Horus occupy his rightful throne.

The Emperor's Nightingale

The Emperor of China is the happiest and most loved emperor in the world. Everything in his palace is perfect... until he finds out about the nightingale, the bird with the sweetest voice ever heard by human hear. With the help of his servant Lianhua, the Emperor finds a nightingale who rejoices him with her sweet voice, and the Emperor and the Nightingale develop a deep bond. However, when a jealous inventor creates a bionic duplicate of the Nightingale, it becomes to compete with the real Nightingale for the Emperor's attention.

The Emperor's New Clothes

In this retelling of the classic Andersen's fairytale set in Imperial Japan, two conman get commissioned for the Emperor to tailor a wonderful suit that nobody who is stupid can see. The two conmen don't tailor anything, making everyone compliment them to avoid being mistaken for stupid. In the meanwhile, Tomari, the Emperor's daughter, lives sadly for being segregated in her rooms, and starts a forbidden love with Kenji, the younger of the two conmen. What could ever happen? And what else could happen, if the not-so-young-yet-charming Empress doesn't love her husband anymore and develops a crush on Sanji, the older conman?

A One-Way Ticket for the Nightmaredom

A mysterious Bogeyman host presents three different nightmarish story: a man sleeping in his bed can't move and he's sure two monsters are watching him; an animated episode featuring a funny rabbit hitting on a human woman in a growingly disturbing sequence of bugs and animation errors; a young man going to eat a huge dinner he cannot refuse until he "wakes up". Were they all three dreams? Or were they?

Sundiata

Born to an ugly, hunchbacked woman and the king of Mali, the crippled Sundiata is destined to be king but his older brother Dankaran usurps his throne. After the invasion of his father's reign from the evil sorcerer-king Soumaoro, Sundiata forms an army of thousands to take back his kingdom and to make it the biggest empire West Africa has ever seen.

Moon

This movie is a biographical picture of Korean cult leader Reverend Sun Myung Moon, from his first years in 1940s Northern Korea to the peak of his success in the 1980s and early 1990s. The film offers a critical view of Moon and his cult, the Unification Church, hence the Reverend is portrayed as a protagonist but not as a hero.

Goofy's Trial

I dunno

Uncle Tom's Cabin

I think a modern adaptation wouldn't be a bad idea.

I Spit on Your Graves

Lee Anderson, white-passing African-American, takes the decision to avenge the murder of his brother by racists in 1946 rural United States. He infiltrates the aristocratic WASP Asquith family posing as a white man and seduces the family two beautiful's pupils.

Xenu and Yakub: Rise of the Empire

Xenu, former emperor of the Galactic Federation, and Yakub, the scientist who created white people, mysteriously resurrect and get together planning to create a new Empire and conquer the universe. The leaders of the Church of Microbiology and the Temple of Allah and the government of the United States assemble a team of superheroes to stop them.

Un turco napoletano

In 1890s Italy, Felice Sciosciamocca, a man charged with the death penalty for a crime he did not commit, escapes prison with his cellmate Faina and, finding a Turkish traveller who is going to Sorrento for a job, takes his place and pretends to be Turkish. In Sorrento, Felice gets hired by Don Pasquale, who mistakes him for a eunuch, since the real Turk was (Felice, however doesn't know) and makes him the butler of his young, beautiful daughter and his equally young and beautiful second wife.

The Wrath of Xenu

75 million years ago, evil galactic emperor Xenu, fearing to lose his throne, mass murders all Earthlings with hydrogen bombs and makes their spirits watch movie starring Jesus, Buddha, Abraham and Muhammad. Then these spirits haunt big anthropomorphic apes who will become humans.

Kapital: Das Karl Marx Story

What if Hollywood made a biographical film about Karl Marx? And what if Groucho Marx played Karl Marx?

The Atheist Rabbi

The "true" story of atheist Jewish rabbi Sherwin Wine, founding figure of Humanistic Judaism.

Interspecies Reviewers

Stunk, a human, Zel, an elf, and Crimvael, an angel with both male and female private parts, engage in visiting and reviewing every brothel in their picturesque fantasy world. They become the Interspecies Reviewers, voice of the whole male population!

Yakub

6000 years ago, in an alternate past, Arabian scientist Yakub leads a movement against the local king about the treatment of poor people and slaves. Arrested and dissatisfied, he accepts to be exiled in the Aegean isle of Pelan to create a new race of slaves through inbreeding. However, Yakub's sanity begins to deteriorate.

Carlos - El Topo Que Gira

Carlos is an orphaned Mexican mouse who travels the world looking for adventures. A ship accidentally takes him to Vale and Valea, a jungle-covered archipelago North to the coasts of Australia, where he meets a female Australian dingo named Dot who is looking for a treasure buried by the local tribe centuries before. Initially diffident of each other, the pair, with the help of a tough New Zealander-adopted hyena and the spirit of an ancient Native shaman, must find the treasure, while the evil Dr. Kookaburra will try to find it too for his nefarious goals. (Partially inspired by "Crash Bandicoot").

The Gods Must Be Crazy - Episode 5: "The End" (2020)

Sam Boa and his men reach the mission and kidnap Kate and all of the children, asking for food and immunity from Botswanan forces. In the meanwhile, Xixo, Andrew and M'Pudi notice them, and thanks to a plan by Andrew they save the woman and all of the children. Xixo throws the bottle away from God's Window and comes back to his tribe.

The Gods Must Be Crazy - Episode 4: "Not Guilty" (2020)

Continuing his search, Xixo finds a shepherd with his sheeps and kills one of them to eat it, not knowing the concept of breeding. A police officer shoots him and takes him to the judge. Here, M'Pudi serves as an interpreter and has the idea of making Xixo work for him and Andrew till he serves his sentence. In the meanwhile, Sam Boa and his men are looking for a way to leave the country.