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Assassins
A journey through the dark side of the American dream, Stephen Sondheim and John Weidman's Tony-winning musical Assassins explores the lives of nine men and women who either killed (or tried to kill) one of the Presidents of the United States.

Siren Head
When a couple moves to a small town in Montana, they discover that their new home is the birthplace of an ancient demonic figure known as "Siren Head"

The Amazing Digital Circus (2023 Film)
Six troubled human souls—including the timid rookie Pomni (Addison Rae), the jovial optimist Ragatha (Mandy Moore), the trouble-making rascal Jax (Johnny Knoxville), the emotionally fragile Gangle (Eden Sher), the paranoid veteran Kinger (Tituss Burgess), and the moody perfectionist Zooble (Lake Bell)—who find themselves stuck in, well, the Amazing Digital Circus, a crazy virtual world run by a kooky, fun-loving artificial intelligence named Caine (Andy Daly) and his energetic assistant Bubble (Jenny Slate). Together, the six go on all sorts of wacky misadventures... and by "go on" we mean are forced by Caine to satisfy his whims, no matter how dangerous or traumatizing they get, all while trying to find any semblance of a way back to the real world and keep their sanity intact, lest something terrible happen to them...

Jon Favreau's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Live Action Tmnt Movies if they were directed by Jon Favreau

Disney's The Pirates! Band of Misfts (2015)
Accompanied by his ragtag crew, an enthusiastic pirate captain (Jude Law) sails the high seas and dreams of besting his bitter rivals, Black Bellamy (Sam Rockwell) and Cutlass Liz (Salma Hayek), in a quest to win the coveted title of Pirate of the Year. The captain's quest takes him and his comrades from the exotic shores of Blood Island to Victorian London's foggy streets. Along the way, they battle a clever queen and join forces with a young scientist named Charles Darwin (Daniel Radcliffe).

Super Mario Bros (2007)
With help from Princess Peach, Mario gets ready to square off against the all-powerful Bowser to stop his plans from conquering the world.

Hercules (Live Action)
Disney tackles Greek mythology in this animated feature. Hercules (Anthony Ramos), a son of gods, was snatched as a baby by Hades (Tom Hiddleston) and forced to live among mortals as a half-man, half-god. Now a teenager, Hercules needs to perform a rite of passage on Earth to prove himself worthy of living with the gods on Mount Olympus. With his plucky satyr sidekick, Philoctetes (Danny DeVito), along for the ride, Hercules must learn how to use his strength to defeat a series of evil creatures.

Seuss
This is a movie based on how Dr. Seuss as started

The Coachman (Disney)
The Film Centers On The Coachman, How He Became an evil man.

Cars: The Broadway Musical
A stage adaptation of the 2006 Disney/Pixar film of the same name.

The Cat in the Hat (Genderswap)
In this live-action film based on the favorite children's tale, the trouble-making Cat in the Hat arrives at the home of bored young Sally Walden and her brother, Conrad, while their mother is out. The family's pet fish objects to the Cat's presence, but that doesn't stop the hat-wearing giant feline from trying to have fun, no matter how much destruction is left in his wake.

Sonic The Hedgehog (2015)
The world needed a hero -- it got a hedgehog. Powered with incredible speed, Sonic embraces his new home on Earth -- until he accidentally knocks out the power grid, sparking the attention of uncool evil genius Dr. Robotnik. Now, it's supervillain vs. supersonic in an all-out race across the globe to stop Robotnik from using Sonic's unique power to achieve world domination.

Into the Woods (Netflix Verison)
As the result of the curse of a once-beautiful witch (Helena Bonham Carter), a baker (Benedict Cumberbatch) and his wife (Emilia Clarke) are childless. Three days before the rise of a blue moon, they venture into the forest to find the ingredients that will reverse the spell and restore the witch's beauty: a milk-white cow, hair as yellow as corn, a blood-red cape, and a slipper of gold. During their journey, they meet Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel and Jack, each one on a quest to fulfill a wish.

Pinocchio (Genderswap)
When the woodworker Geppetto sees a falling star, he wishes that the puppet he just finished, Pinocchio, could become a real boy. In the night, the Blue Fairy grants Geppetto's wish and asks Jiminy Cricket to serve as the wooden boy's conscience. But the naive and trusting Pinocchio falls into the clutches of the wicked Honest John, who leads him astray to the sinful Pleasure Island.

The Cat in the Hat (2014)
In this live-action film based on the favorite children's tale, the trouble-making Cat in the Hat (Danny McBride) arrives at the home of bored young Sally Walden (Josie Totah) and her brother, Conrad (David Mazouz), while their mother (Amy Adams) is out. The family's pet fish (Ken Jeong) objects to the Cat's presence, but that doesn't stop the hat-wearing giant feline from trying to have fun, no matter how much destruction is left in his wake.

Guillermo Del Toro's Addams Family
Members of the mysterious and spooky Addams family -- Gomez, Morticia, Pugsley, Wednesday, Uncle Fester and Grandma -- are readily preparing for a visit from their even creepier relatives. But trouble soon arises when shady TV personality Margaux Needler realizes that the Addams' eerie hilltop mansion is standing in the way of her dream to sell all the houses in the neighborhood.

Dr Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (Live Action, Nickelodeon Version) (2017)
In this live-action film based on the favorite children's tale, the trouble-making Cat in the Hat (Jeff Garlin) arrives at the home of bored young Sally Walden (Presley Williams) and her brother, Conrad (Jacob Tremblay), while their mother (Cameron Diaz) is out. The family's pet fish (Wallace Shawn) objects to the Cat's presence, but that doesn't stop the hat-wearing giant feline from trying to have fun, no matter how much destruction is left in his wake.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Live Action)
When hard times hit Swallow Falls, its townspeople can only afford to eat sardines. Flint Lockwood, a failed inventor, thinks he has the answer to the town's crisis. He builds a machine that converts water into food, and becomes a local hero when tasty treats fall from the sky like rain. But when the machine spins out of control and threatens to bury the whole world under giant mounds of food, Flint finds he may have bitten off more than he can chew.

Jabberjaw (Live Action)
Live Action Jabberjaw Movie

Nickelodeon's Pinocchio
Wood-carver Geppetto carves a magical piece of wood into the image of a boy. Before he realises what is happening, the boy comes to life. However his troubles start immediately - Pinocchio cannot lie without his nose growing, and a wicked puppeteer wants to kidnap him.