Stories by @tomzillawash3r3

How to Make The Donkey Kong Movie

Nintendo and Illumination are reportedly making a Donkey Kong movie set in their Mario universe. What would that look like and how can we make it work?

The Origin of Santa Christ

Lots and lots of times ago, a baby was born with a huge white beard, his name was Santa Christ. He was passed over to the north where Coca-Cola drinking polar bears raised him. After his father had passed, Santa Christ found solitude in a gingerbread fortress where he is greeted by the prophet Jeffhova who teaches him about... destiny and stuff. Meanwhile, beneath the trenches of hell, Satan has a plan to corrupt the children's minds of society with his latest abomination, the Phillips CDI. Santa Christ hears about this and with his team the League of Extraordinary Awesomeness, challenges Satan into an epic football game with dinosaurs! Can Santa Christ save the earth from eternal damnation and bring Christmas cheer to everyone?

Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July (1999)

What if Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July was made in 1999?

Christmas Dooms-Eve (Teaser)

Doomsday is coming. Santa Claus, the Reindeer, the Snowmen, the Grinch, the Whos, the Peanuts, the Muppets, the Misers, the McCallisters, the Ghosts of Christmas, the Town of Halloween, the Bat Family, and the Messiah face a new evil who threatens to take over Christmas. They've fought the Devil and Anti-Christ, They've fought Samhain and Halloween, now they fight..... Darth Vader.

Adult Rugrats

Early 30s. The babies are now adults navigating jobs, relationships, parenthood, and lingering childhood baggage… often badly. Soon, they will have little Rugrats of their own.

The Night Before Nickmas (2002)

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Nickmas! Where all the Nicktoons work together to make the best holiday of the year in Toonville! In this holiday movie, Chuckie Finster doesn't understand the holiday, SpongeBob wants to be a fry cook instead of an elf, Jimmy Neutron brings Patrick the Snowman to life, and the mean Grinchelica wants everything all to herself! The moral of the story is WE'RE ALL GETTING PRESENTS!!!

Home Alone: Special Edition Mod Manager

For this special Christmas occasion, we are re-releasing Home Alone on the latest special edition! Filled with remastered visuals and sound quality, and other things nobody asked for whether good or bad! Enjoy this new limited edition before the next special edition comes out on 2030!

Characters on Your Christmas Tree

Put up your own Christmas tree full of character ornaments!

Godzilla vs Santagon (1970's)

Snow falls across Japan for the first time in decades. What begins as a festive anomaly quickly becomes a global catastrophe. In midnight of Christmas Eve, a red ancient monster will awaken to judge and destroy Japan for its war, ignorance, and greed. But Godzilla and his friends march to confront Santagon in a big kaiju battle, while the humans try to help convince Santagon that there's hope for Japan and the Christmas spirit.

Godzilla's Christmas (Heisei)

Twas the month of Christmas and all around Baas Island, not a creature was stirring, except for a giant. From out of the cave, Little Godzilla discovers the magic of Christmas and wants to share it with his father. Meanwhile the UNGCC are sent here to find some unusual kaiju activity here in the island. Left over from the cells of SpaceGodzilla spawns little monsters and Krystalak who threaten the two Godzillas. Can Big G and Little G defeat them before Christmas?

myCast Fixes: MCU - The Multiverse Saga

myCast fixes Marvel's rocky road in starting a new saga.

Rudolph's New Beginning

Years after many snowstorms that hit and the Island of Misfit Toys became an island of nothing, Rudolph has grown up into a big large reindeer guiding Santa's sleigh. He and Clarice give birth to their newest reindeer named Lumi, and her strange new quirk which isn't glowing or useful at least that's what she believes. Rudolph tries to help her with her gift to stand out in a large world of misfits and save Christmas.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

A remake of the weirdest Christmas film of all time, Children from Mars are all very bored and joyless while absorbing data from Earth, until they take interest in a jolly old fellow named St. Nick. Supreme Leader Kimar, believing that Santa is corrupting the youth of their species, takes heed of their conversation and travels down to Earth to kidnap Santa Claus while two human kids stow away inside their spacecraft. Santa realizes what trouble he's in but he knows there are martian children who are in need of fun, joy, spirit, and kindness as only Santa Claus can deliver. What is Mars going to do with Santa and will Santa conquer them with kindness?

The Year Without a Santa Claus (1994)

What if The Year Without a Santa Claus was made in 1994?

Dick Van Dyke's A Christmas Carol

Legendary actor Dick Van Dyke stars as the meanest old miser in town, Ebenezer Scrooge who hates Christmas worse than you can say "Humbug!". But on a dark night on Christmas Eve, he is visited by the ghostly spirits of time who show him every Christmas in his life from past, present, and future.

Sonic Origins (SCU)

A long time ago, long before Sonic met everyone, a prophecy was foretold that a master of evil would awaken and destroy a single royal hedgehog family to conquer the planet Mobius but one of the family would rise against this evil with his incredible powers and free will. Separated from birth, a lonely brown slow hedgehog meets a friendly doctor who invents robots, studies his grandfather's work, and tampers with Chaos energy. The two of them became good friends until a freak chaos accident changed their lives forever.

WHEEL.... OF.... COLOR!!

List all your favorite characters based on their colors on your own wheel!

Godzilla vs Destoroyah

In the last entry of the MonsterVerse, the aftermath of the Oxygen Destroyer brings forth Destoroyah, a beast intent on killing Godzilla, who is on the verge of a nuclear meltdown.

Santa Claus is Coming to Town (1990)

What If Santa Claus is Coming to Town was made in 1990?

Frosty the Snowman (1989)

What if Frosty the Snowman was made in the 1980's?