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What characters would '70s adult actors and actresses play?

Characters '70s adult actors and actresses play.

Lisa Frankenstein (70s Adult Cast)

A misunderstood teenager and a reanimated Victorian corpse embark on a murderous journey together to find love, happiness, and a few missing body parts.

Which Actress Should've Played Madison Papadopoulos In Various Decades

Which Actress Should've Played Madison Spaghettini Papadopoulos In Various Decades

Teen '80s Actors as Stranger Things Adults

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Which Actress Should've Played Kourtney Greene In Various Decades

Which Actress Should've Played Kourtney Greene In Various Decades

Sanjay and Craig (80's Live Action)

Sanjay Patel doesn't know the meaning of "uncool" or "impossible." The 12-year-old has great curiosity and excitement about the world. That's what sends Sanjay on adventures that are sometimes ridiculous, gross or oddly sweet sweet. Joining Sanjay is his best friend, Craig, who is a talking snake and master of disguise that can turn into just about anything or anyone. To most people, Craig seems like an ordinary snake; only Sanjay and his close friends can hear the reptile's warped words of wisdom. Keeping the secret is important to the pair, and the biggest threat is Mr. Noodman, Sanjay's neighbor, who fears snakes and is always on the verge of figuring out that Craig speaks.

Jamie and the Football Gang ('80s)

Jamie Jones, a teenage 16 year-old boy who loves playing football as childhood. He decided to become a professional footballer to became a famous footballer and move a new city with modest hope of making his new high school's soccer team, The Neverpark Football Team School, Untortunately, The Bull Tour School (his high school's rival)'s captain Brad Cummings, isn't overly keen on Jamie. But woth help his gooft friends T.J. Sawyer and a head of cheerleader and popular girl, who is the daughter of his footballer idol Ashley McGunn, Jamie nevertheless remains determined to prove he still has what it take to be the best.

Which Actress Should've Played Lisa Swallows (Adult) In Various Decades

Which Actress Should've Played Lisa Swallows (Adult) In Various Decades

Pretty in Pink ('80s Adult Cast)

Andie (Molly Ringwald) is an outcast at her Chicago high school, hanging out either with her older boss (Annie Potts), who owns the record store where she works, or her quirky classmate Duckie (Jon Cryer), who has a crush on her. When one of the rich and popular kids at school, Blane (Andrew McCarthy), asks Andie out, it seems too good to be true. As Andie starts falling for Blane, she begins to realizes that dating someone from a different social sphere is not easy.

Beacon Street Girls (70s Live Action)

Meet the Beacon Street Girls... They're real, They're fun- They're just like you! Yikes! As if being the new girl isn’t bad enough, Charlotte just made the biggest cafeteria blunder in the history of Abigail Adams Junior High. There’s no way that Katani, Avery, and Maeve will want anything to do with her now. Can a mysterious landlady, a romantic evening gone wrong, and a cryptic key to nowhere help four very different girls become the best of friends? Or will they remain worst enemies forever?

The Babysitters Club (70s Genderswap Live Action)

A group of friends in the fictional town of Stoneybrook, Connecticut start a babysitting business.

The Babysitters Club (90s Adult Cast)

If The Babysitter Club characters were adults

Freaky (80s Adult Cast)

Seventeen-year-old Millie Kessler spends her days trying to survive high school and the cruel actions of the popular crowd. But when she becomes the latest target of the Butcher, the town's infamous serial killer, her senior year becomes the least of her worries. When the Butcher's mystical dagger causes him and Millie to magically switch bodies, the frightened teen learns she has just 24 hours to get her identity back before she looks like a middle-aged maniac forever.

What characters would '90s adult actors and actresses play?

Characters '90s adult actors and actresses play.

What characters would '80s adult actors and actresses play?

Characters '80s adult actors and actresses play.

Jennifer's Body (80s Adult Cast)

When a demon takes possession of her, high-school hottie Jennifer (Megan Fox) turns a hungry eye on guys who never stood a chance with her before. While evil Jennifer satisfies her appetite for human flesh with the school's male population, her nerdy friend, Needy (Amanda Seyfried), learns what's happening and vows to put an end to the carnage.

70s Actors Genderswap

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A Good Girl's Guide to Murder (80s Adult Cast)

Pip Fitz-Amobi, a brilliant woman, is unsure whether schoolgirl Andie Bell was killed by her lover Sal Singh five years ago; they must see how far they will go to protect Pip from learning the truth if Sal Singh turns out not to be the murderer.

My Super Psycho Sweet 16 (90s Adult Cast)

Spoiled Madison Penrose convinces her parents to re-open the Rollerdome for her sixteenth birthday despite the fact that a series of brutal murders took place there.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (80s Adult Cast)

Bridget (Blake Lively), Carmen (America Ferrera), Lena (Alexis Bledel) and Tibby (Amber Tamblyn) are best friends living in Maryland. After many summers together, the four are finally going their separate ways for a few months: while Bridget heads to Mexico, and Lena visits family in Greece, Carmen and Tibby stay closer to home. No matter where they are, they are connected by a pair of jeans that they take turns sharing -- pants that fit all four girls and exemplify their tight bond.