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Which Actress Should've Played Gretchen Weiners in Various Decades?

What if every actress should've played Gretchen Weiners in certain decades? (usually the '90s, '80s or 2020s)

Which Actress Should've Played Lori in Various Decades

What if every actress should've played Lori in certain decades? (usually the '90s, '80s or 2020s)

What Characters Do You Want to See Melissa Joan Hart Play in the '90s

What Characters Do You Want to See Melissa Joan Hart Play in the '90s

Josie and the Pussycats ('80s Live Action)

The members of an all-girl rock band seem to have a knack for crossing paths with power-mad lunatics and assorted other crazies along their concert route in this cartoon spinoff of characters who first appeared in the Archie Comics comic-book series. Levelheaded Josie is the singer-guitarist of the group, backed by ditsy drummer Melody and brainy tambourine player Valerie. Their entourage includes Josie's boyfriend, Alan, who also works as the roadie for the band, and Alexander Cabot III, their manager.

Which Actress Should've Played Phantasma in Various Decades

What if every actress should've played Emma Kurtzman in certain decades? (usually the '90s, '80s or 2020s)

The Summer I Turned Pretty ('80s)

A girl is caught in a love triangle between two brothers as she deals with her first love and first heartbreak during the perfect summer.

Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School ('80s Live Action)

Scooby, his somewhat more courageous nephew Scrappy Doo, and hygienically challenged human cohort Shaggy, take jobs as gym teachers at a highly suspicious girls' finishing school. Locked in the building in the dead of night, the dauntless trio find themselves in a classroom full of monsters and ghosts.

Which Actress Should've Played Emma Kurtzman in Various Decades

What if every actress should've played Emma Kurtzman in certain decades? (usually the '90s, '80s or 2020s)

Sym-Bionic Titan ('80s Live Action)

Ilana, Lance and Octus may look like ordinary teenagers as they go to high school in Sherman, Ill., but they aren't even human. The trio of aliens crash-landed on Earth while attempting to escape the evil General Modula, who has taken over their home planet of Galaluna. Lance, a solider, and Octus, a bio-cybernetic robot, do their best to protect Ilana, princess and sole heir to the throne of Galaluna, from space mutants sent by Modula to find and kill her. They also protect the planet from intergalactic attack, and when evil threatens to overpower them, Octus activates the sym-bionic defense program, which allows the trio to form the cyber-giant Sym-bionic Titan to vanquish their foes.

Savage Streets (2004)

Crossbow-armed Brenda (Linda Blair) hunts down a Hollywood gang led by a punk (Robert Dryer) with a razor-blade earring.

What Characters Do You Want to See Emilie de Ravin Play in the 2000s

What Characters Do You Want to See Emilie de Ravin Play in the 2000s

Private School (1998)

Private-school student Christine (Phoebe Cates) loves Jim (Matthew Modine). But her classmate, Jordan (Betsy Russell), is also vying for Jim's attention and trying to end his relationship with Christine. Meanwhile, Jim's friend Bubba (Michael Zorek) embarks on a series of sexual escapades, including dressing up as a woman to access the girls' locker room. Despite Jim and Christine's efforts to spend some time alone, various shenanigans and schemes interfere.

Lisa Frankenstein ('80s)

A misunderstood teenager and a reanimated corpse embark on a murderous journey to find love, happiness and a few missing body parts.

Which Actor Should've Played Cher Horowitz (Genderswapped) in Various Decades?

Which Actor Should've Played Cher Horowitz (Genderswapped) in Various Decades?

The O.C. (1983-1987)

This modern soap opera mines the intertwined lives of the Cohen, Cooper and Nichol families for drama, with a contemporary music soundtrack adding to the proceedings. Ryan, a teenager from the wrong side of the Chino tracks, finds himself in well-to-do Newport Beach -- an enclave of Southern California's Orange County. Taken in by a lawyer and his family, Ryan winds up in the midst of snarky, wealthy high schoolers and their sun-drenched angst.

Which Actress Should've Played Taylor Townsend in Various Decades

What if every actress should've played Taylor Townsend in certain decades? (usually the '90s, '80s or 2020s)

Which Actress Should've Played Marissa Cooper in Various Decades

What if every actress should've played Marissa Cooper in certain decades? (usually the '90s, '80s or 2020s)

The Fog (1985)

The prosperous town of Antonio Bay, Ore., is born in blood, as the town's founders get their money by murdering a colony of lepers. But the truth of what they did is concealed from subsequent generations. More than 100 years later, Elizabeth Williams (Maggie Grace), whose family lives in Antonio Bay, returns just as a statue in tribute to the founders is to be unveiled. When a mysterious fog rolls in, Elizabeth and her boyfriend (Tom Welling) soon discover it has vengeful supernatural powers.

'90s Actors in the '60s

What if '90s actors and actresses were recasted as '60s actors and actresses?

Which Actor Should've Played Nick Castle in Various Decades

What if every actor should've played Nick Castle in certain decades? (usually the '90s, '80s or 2020s)