Stories by @thorninjag

Batman: The Brave and The Bold

Based on the comic series of the same name.

The (softly rebooted) Lego Movie

Max, an ordinary teenager bored with his predictable life, is suddenly pulled into a chaotic adventure when his city is obliterated by Lord Vortech, a sinister warlock seeking to reshape the Lego universe and the evil Blacktron Empire. With the help of a fearless cop, a wisecracking ninja, adventurous rogues, a pirate, a pizza delivery guy, a resistance leader and a construction worker, Max must travel across legendary Lego worlds to stop Vortech and The Blacktron Empire before they rebuild reality in their own twisted image.

Sonic the Hedgehog Movie Franchise

Sonic characters who are and should be in the movies.

Star Wars: Beyond The Outer Rim

A NEW STORY FEELING LIKE OLD STAR WARS VIDEOGAMES Years ago, Jim "Buckshot" O'Reilly, a tough, quick-witted, often drunk smuggler from Urthaa, finds himself living out the golden days of the Prohibition-era smuggling business on an intergalactic scale by pure accident. Armed with a shotgun and Thompson SMG (before eventually upgrading to twin blasters), Buckshot drunkenly stumbles upon a unique vessel: a smaller, heavily armored AT-Hauler ship, powered by a sarcastic, sentient AI Brain Module calling itself Vic. Together, they form an unlikely partnership, skirting around Imperial laws, engaging in wild and dangerous missions, and building a name as notorious smugglers. But the calculating Grand Moff Titus Korr has his sights set on them, and they soon find themselves in the crosshairs of New Imperial forces across the galaxy. It escalates when a fugitive and very powerful force sensitive ex-stormtrooper joins them, rebelling against The Empire to search for others like him.

The MCU's X-Men

No clue

Hatchet

13-year-old Brian Robeson is on his way to visit his father when a single engine plane in which he is flying crashes. Suddenly, Brian finds himself alone in the Canadian wilderness with nothing but his clothing, a tattered windbreaker, and the hatchet his mother has given him as a present - and the dreadful secret that has been tearing him apart ever since his parents' divorce. But now Brian has no time for anger, self-pity or despair - it will take all his know-how and determination, and more courage than he knew he possessed, to survive.

Me and My Shadow

Me and My Shadow releases the once secret world of shadows and their human counterparts. A shadow named Dan yearns for a more exciting life, but happens to be stuck with Daniel Grubb, a timid man with an extreme aversion to adventure. When a crime in the shadow world puts both of their lives in danger, Shadow Dan is forced to take control of Daniel, and they go on a life changing adventure to investigate the crime and stop an evil shadow from leading a rebellion where shadows take over their human counterparts and the human world. During this adventure, Shadow Dan empowers Daniel to let go of his fears and embrace life. And through their perils, they both learn that one cannot be whole without a true friend.

And Now For Something Biographical

The story of how Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin started The Monty Python comedy group.

The Last Kids on Earth (better adaptation)

43 days after the apocalypse started, Jack Sullivan and his friends are still alive and need to figure out what started it...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles '96

After the defeat of The Shredder and the death of Master Splinter, Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michaelangelo, April and Casey are still defending New York City, for the worst is yet to come...

Big Hero 6: Uprising

A new threat looms over San Fransokyo: Sunfire, a powerful and destructive antagonist with the ability to incite chaos with his fiery powers. He seeks to burn everything in his path, driving the world to the brink of destruction. However, there’s another, more insidious threat: a man calling himself "The Corruptor", a mysterious figure who manipulates minds (using Hiro's old microbot headband from the Professor Callaghan fight) and seeks to create an army of mindless zombies by turning Japan’s citizens into his pawns. As these two threats collide, Big Hero 6, Peni Parker, Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur must stop them before their world is engulfed in flames and chaos. Meanwhile, they question whether or not free will is always a good thing.

Assassin's Creed V: Nation Divided

A Civil War Assassin's Creed game following an assassin and his quest to stop The Civil War (Now includes full modern day story as well!)

Characters who would fit Mortal Kombat

you read the title.

A24's Murder Drones

Because the show was peak fiction and because N is the greatest character ever made. Bite me. Edit: HOLY CRAP, I DIDN'T EXPECT PRIME VIDEO TO ACTUALLY HAVE MURDER DRONES ON THERE.

The Batman Part II

No idea what the story is.

The Everyman

When his only sentimental connection to his past—a pocket watch from his late father—gets snatched by a gang during a violent robbery, a painfully average, stubborn office worker named Pat sets out on a chaotic, half-baked mission to get it back. Along the way, he teams up with his best friend, his best friend's horror obsessed girlfriend, a feral wilderness survivalist and her emotionally burnt-out cop but pretty chill brother, spiraling into a mess of violence, identity, purpose... and borderline absurdity.

Star Wars: Will of The Force

In a galaxy torn apart by war and time itself, four unlikely heroes—Galen Marek (Starkiller), Kyle Katarn, Cal Kestis and Mara Jade—are thrown together on a mission that could change everything.

Rainbow Six: Brotherhood

Follow the origins of CIA operative John Clark and Domingo "Ding" Chavez and the story of how they formed a secret multi-national counter-terrorist unit known as Rainbow.

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (Live Action)

WE. NEED. THIS. MORE. THAN. MOANA. OR. SNOW. WHITE. OR. LILO. AND. STITCH.

Half-Life 3

After the events of Half-Life: Alyx, Gordon meets Chell and he and her go on an adventure of a lifetime to take down The Combine, destroy The Borealis and save the world with old and newer faces alike... Oh sh-t, Cpl. Adrian Shepherd's here too?