Stories by @super_speedbros

Conker's Bad Fur Day

Conker's Bad Fur Day follows the story of Conker the Squirrel, a red squirrel who embarks on a quest to return home to his girlfriend, Berri, after a night of binge drinking with his friends. Meanwhile, the Panther King, ruler of the land that Conker is lost in, finds that his throne's side table is missing one of its legs and orders his servant, Professor Von Kriplespac, to solve the problem. When Von Kriplespac suggests the use of a red squirrel as the fourth leg of his table, the Panther King sends his minions to capture one. During his quest to return home, Conker finds wads of cash scattered throughout the land and becomes sidetracked from his goal. This leads him to embroil himself in a series of increasingly absurd and often dangerous situations, including having to recover a beehive from enormous wasps, confronting a giant opera-singing pile of feces called The Great Mighty Poo, and getting drafted into a war between grey squirrels and a Nazi-like group of teddy bears known as the Tediz, which Conker ultimately destroys.

Banjo-Kazooie: The Movie

In a region called Spiral Mountain, a foul-tempered witch named Gruntilda learns from her cauldron, Dingpot, that Tooty, a brown honey bear living nearby, is more beautiful than her. Jealous, Gruntilda creates a machine to transfer an entity's beauty to another, which she intends to use with Tooty. Gruntilda kidnaps Tooty while her older brother, Banjo, is sleeping. Banjo's friend Kazooie, a female red-crested "Breegull," wakes him up and the two resolve to rescue Tooty.

Sonic the Hedgehog Re-Cast

The film follows Sonic the Hedgehog, who runs supersonic speeds, as he teams up with local town sheriff Tom Wachowski, to find his lost rings and escape the mad scientist Dr. Robotnik.

Mega Man 2

After the events of the first movie, Mega Man is proclaimed a hero, and all of the world becomes peaceful again. But several years later, just when things couldn't get better, Doctor Wily returned, bearing the full blunt of his wrath with 8 Robot Masters that he himself created to challenge Mega Man. Mega Man returns to put a stop to this. Can he handle Doctor Wily's revenge?

The Mask

This version of the Mask is based more off the original, dark and gory comics. A weak and neurotic man named Stanley Ipkiss buys a mask for his girlfriend, Kathy. Unintentionally, he finds out the mask turns him into a wacky, cartoony and violent big headed, toothy being who can alter his surroundings at will. He uses his newfound powers for revenge, and becomes a target for the police, most notably Lt. Kellaway.

The Mask Re-Cast

Mild mannered cartoon-lover, and friendly bank clerk, Stanley Ipkiss, is the world's "best loser." He longs to impress Tina Carlyle, a women he met at his work, whom unbeknownst to Stanley is working for Mob boss Dorian Tyrell, who wants to overthrow his boss, Niko. Stanley finds a magical mask in the river, that turns him into a michevious, cartoony, wise-cracking and green-faced lover boy named "The Mask", whom, not on purpose, foils a bank robbery planned by Tyrell, and is now the target of the Mafia.

Mario and Sonic: Dimensional Warriors

During January, two mysterious meteorites falls down on the Mushroom Kingdom. They're multi-colored diamonds. When E. Gadd discovers that these diamonds is centuries old, they decide to keep them in the museum for further study. Months later, in the summer, a mysterious blue spikey being and a two-tailed creature fall from the sky. The blue being goes by Sonic, and the other by Tails. They explain they, and their friends were fighting their nemesis, Doctor Eggman, who has an invention that can conquer all dimensions. The machine overloads, and sends them all across the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario, Luigi and Princess Peach decide to let them stay until they're friends are found. Two months later, Wario and Waluigi are hired by Bowser to steal a Chaos Emerald, which were the mysterious diamond meteorites, from the museum, so Bowser can put in his collecton. Sonic intervenes and manages to get one, but the Warios successfully get away with the other one. When they return, a giant metallic airship falls from the sky. The airship is the Egg Carrier, and it's owner Doctor Eggman, at first, does not take kindly to Bowser, and his son. But after leanring that Sonic is also in this dimension, he makes amends, and makes a deal with Bowser. If Eggman assists Bowser with kidnapping Peach, Bowser must help Eggman find the rest of the Chaos Emeralds. Mario and Sonic must stop these two villains before its too late.

Super Mario Bros: The Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach (English Dub)

Mario and Luigi go on a quest to save Princess Peach from King Koopa, after she escapes from her video game.

Godzilla (1954 film remake)

Japan's authorities deal with the sudden appearance of a giant monster, whose attacks trigger fears of nuclear holocaust during post-war Japan.

The Room Remake

The film centers on a melodramatic love triangle between amiable banker Johnny, his deceptive fiancée Lisa, and his conflicted best friend Mark.

An American Werewolf in London Remake

Two backpackers from America go to London for a holiday. But when they get lost, they also get attacked by a mysterious creature that resembles a large dog. One, Jack, gets killed, and the other, David, survives but gets scratched. Jack appears to David as a ghost warning him that he is now a werewolf, but David doesn't believe him. But is it real, or just in his head?

Sonic Prime

"Sonic will be thrusted into a high-speed adventure, through the strange and mysterious Shatterverse. It's up to Sonic to save the universe and along the way experience moments of self-discovery and redemption." This is just what I think should be the voice cast for this.

Tanic the Hedgehog

Based on the cringy and corny, yet somewhat likeable, video made by Petur Wems, this flick is so bad its good. A mysterious hedgehog named Tanic, who doesn't remember how he got here, must find his friends before the evil Doctor Neo does, whom of which also comes to earth so he can build his new imperial. Along Tanic's side is Petur, an earthling teenager, and Rex, a violent fox. Together, they must save the world before it's too late

Sonic and Mega Man: Worlds Collide

Two dastardly doctors, Doctor Eggman and Doctor Wily, team up and create the craziest scheme ever made. They make their own dimension, and decide to rewrite the timeline to their liking, so they can rule. It's up to the two cool blues, Sonic and Mega Man, to put a stop to these madmen, and rescue Sonic's friends, who have been turned into robots.

The Matrix (Reboot)

Thomas Anderson, aka "Neo", is a average person living an average life. But when he meets a mysterious being named Morpheus, he discovers the truth about his life; the world is actually an alternate reality where humans are being used as a power source for aliens. Now Neo joins a rag-tag group of freedom fighters that try to help people know the truth, and defeat the evil Agent Smith and his fellow agents.

Masters of the Universe

On the planet Eterina, Prince Adam discovers the Power Sword, and inevitably becomes He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe. He uses his powers to protect Castle Grayskull, from the comically despicable Skeletor, and his minions.

Shrek Re-Casting

What if Shrek had different voice actors for the movie?

Lazy Town: The Motion Picture

Stephanie and Sportacus must convice the people of LazyTown to not be lazy, and foil Robbie Rotten's schemes for being lazy.

The Nightmare Before Christmas Re-Cast

What if TNMBC got other voice actors?

Sonic the Hedgehog (1996)

**NOTE** THIS IS NOT RELATED TO THE SONIC OVA What if MGM decided to continue with their Sonic movie?