Stories by @ringothedrummer

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2024)

In the 1930s, the Grand Budapest Hotel is a popular European ski resort, presided over by concierge M. Gustave. Zero, a junior lobby boy, becomes Gustave's friend and protege. Gustave prides himself on providing first-class service to the hotel's guests, including satisfying the sexual needs of the many elderly women who stay there. When one of Gustave's lovers dies mysteriously, Gustave finds himself the recipient of a priceless painting and the chief suspect in her murder.

Bone: Part Three

The Bones, Gran'ma Ben, Thorn and an old friend Bartleby venture on a journey through the mysterious ghost circles towards Atheia, the old city of the royal family. Running through waves of destruction, Thorn is hunted down even more than before, and the race aganist time to prevent the Valley from forever becoming a netherworld of ash begins. Meanwhile, an injured Lucius and the villagers work to return to Atheia and reunite with their allies.

The Best Batman Movie Ever Made

The Best Batman Movie Ever Made

Bone: Part Two

Fone Bone confronts a host of dangers: Along with Gran'ma Ben and Thorn, he has a terrifying encounter with Kingdok, ruler of the Rat Creatures. The Hooded One is inciting their army to full-scale war. Someone is continuing to haunt Thorn in her dreams. And then Gran'ma Ben disappears.To make matters worse, Phoney Bone has hoodwinked the townspeople into believing that he is a mighty dragonslayer.

Bone: Part One

After being run out of Boneville, the three Bone cousins, Fone Bone, Phoney Bone, and Smiley Bone are separated and lost in a vast, uncharted desert. One by one, they find their way into a deep, forested valley filled with wonderful and terrifying creatures.Eventually, the cousins are reunited at a farmstead run by tough Gran'ma Ben and her spirited granddaughter, Thorn. But little do the Bones know, there are dark forces conspiring against them and their adventures are only just beginning!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (2015)

A comedic send-up of the grim circumstances of the Middle Ages as told through the story of King Arthur and framed by a modern-day murder investigation. When the mythical king of the Britons leads his knights on a quest for the Holy Grail, they face a wide array of horrors, including a persistent Black Knight, a three-headed giant, a cadre of shrubbery-challenged knights, the perilous Castle Anthrax, a killer rabbit, a house of virgins, and a handful of rude Frenchmen.

9 (2019)

When 9 springs to life, it finds itself in a post-apocalyptic world where humans no longer exist, and the only signs of life are sentient rag dolls like itself and the machines that hunt them. Though it is the youngest of the group, 9 convinces comrades that the only way to survive against the machines is to stop hiding, go on the offensive, and find out why the machines want to destroy them. As 9 and the group learn, civilization hinges on their success or failure.

Five Characters in Search of an Exit

Basically Five Characters in Search of an Exit, but it's a full length film.

Doctor Who (Season E)

Basically my idea of how I'd do some seasons for Doctor Who

The Penguin

After the events of The Batman (2022), Oz now leads the Falcone Crime Syndicate. But, when another crime syndicate starts attacking them, a street war begins.

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After all of the chaos he's gone through, the new god, Jon Arbuckle leaves Earth to create a new world.

Captain N: Their World's Champion

Kelly Keene, a teenager from Northridge, California, is brought to another universe known as Videoland to defeat the evil villainess, Mother Brain.

Starman: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars

Basically the album of the same name....but it's a movie.

The Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy (1973 - 77)

Blacksmith Will Turner teams up with eccentric pirate "Captain" Jack Sparrow to save his love, the governor's daughter, from Jack's former pirate allies, who are now undead.

The Batman (2022)

Batman ventures into Gotham City's underworld when a sadistic killer leaves behind a trail of cryptic clues. As the evidence begins to lead closer to home and the scale of the perpetrator's plans become clear, he must forge new relationships, unmask the culprit and bring justice to the abuse of power and corruption that has long plagued the metropolis.

Doctor Who (Season D)

Basically my idea of how I'd do some seasons for Doctor Who

Doctor Who (Season C)

Basically my idea of how I'd do some seasons for Doctor Who

Superman: Birthright

Just before the destruction of the planet Krypton, scientist Jor-El sends his infant son Kal-El on a spaceship to Earth. Raised by kindly farmers Jonathan and Martha Kent, young Clark discovers the source of his superhuman powers and moves to Metropolis to fight evil

Doctor Who (Season B)

Basically my idea of how I'd do some seasons for Doctor Who

Dark Universe (Season Three)

The centuries old vampire Count Dracula comes to England to seduce his barrister Jonathan Harker's fiancée Mina Murray and inflict havoc in the foreign land.