Stories by @parzivaljoker

Shrek (2021)

shooting stars

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2021 - 2023)

So I got bored and watched the trilogy over my college semester. Figured I'd make a cast for it so here it is.

Casting Call: Superman

Last one to end 2023 with.

The Talented Mr. Ripley (2023)

This walked so Saltburn could run

Casting Call: Earth X

Stone Cold Steve Austin as Cap is peak

Casting Call: The Dark Knight Returns

Glad to see this trend rising up

Casting Call: The Avengers!

Matt Damon.

Casting Call: The Fantastic Four!

I need to understand the obsession with NYPD Blue.

Casting Call: Watchmen!

yep

Casting Call: Spider-Man

Patrick Star as Flash Thompson would be sight to see.

Superman (2005)

I know the movie has not come out yet but these ideas can't stay in my head forever.

Birdman [Or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance] (2024)

Broadway gives you wings

Howl's Moving Castle (2023)

When an unconfident young woman is cursed with an old body by a spiteful witch, her only chance of breaking the spell lies with a self-indulgent yet insecure young wizard and his companions in his legged, walking castle.

Lost in Translation (2023)

lost.

Almost Cast: Pulp Fiction

Ellen Degeneres.

Superman Lives!

The Superman who Lived.

Guillermo del Toro's The Hobbit

What if Guillermo finally did a correct adaptation of the Tolkien story in the style of his Pinocchio film?

Over the Hedge (2023)

don't ask

Almost Cast: The Man of Steel

This one was pretty tame surprisingly in comparison to the other movies yall did.

Almost Cast: Fantastic Four

it took me months for me to actually hop on this trend