Stories by @parzivaljoker

The Fly (1996)

The Fly tells of an eccentric scientist who, after one of his experiments goes wrong, slowly turns into a fly-hybrid creature.

The Flash (2023)

Recasting this both for fun and because I don't like the psychopath we have now.

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)

The internet's best boi UwU

Practical Magic (2018)

Two witch sisters, raised by their eccentric aunts in a small town, face closed-minded prejudice and a curse which threatens to prevent them ever finding lasting love.

Nightbreed (2022)

A troubled young man is drawn to a mythical place called Midian where a variety of friendly monsters are hiding from humanity. Meanwhile, a sadistic serial killer is looking for a patsy.

Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

After more than thirty years of service as one of the Navy's top aviators, Pete Mitchell is where he belongs, pushing the envelope as a courageous test pilot and dodging the advancement in rank that would ground him.

Green Lantern (2021)

Ryan Reynolds' greatest enemy

Baby Driver (2017)

After being coerced into working for a crime boss, a young getaway driver finds himself taking part in a heist doomed to fail.

Mad Max: Fury Road (2022)

definition of chaotic

Star Trek Kelvin Timeline (2019 - 2026)

An alternate casting of the famed Star Trek reboot series. (the fact that it came out 13 years ago is insane.)

Ex Machina (2005)

A young programmer is selected to participate in a ground-breaking experiment in synthetic intelligence by evaluating the human qualities of a highly advanced humanoid A.I.

Super Mario Bros. The Movie (2023)

Monkey!

Superman: The Movie (2018)

The epic conclusion to the Parzivaljoker story spam arc.

The Martian (1995)

An astronaut becomes stranded on Mars after his team assume him dead, and must rely on his ingenuity to find a way to signal to Earth that he is alive and can survive until a potential rescue.

Chinatown (2004)

A private detective hired to expose an adulterer in 1930s Los Angeles finds himself caught up in a web of deceit, corruption, and murder.

Pacific Rim (2022)

As a war between humankind and monstrous sea creatures wages on, a former pilot and a trainee are paired up to drive a seemingly obsolete special weapon in a desperate effort to save the world from the apocalypse.

Godzilla (2022)

The world is beset by the appearance of monstrous creatures, but one of them may be the only one who can save humanity.

The Batman (1992)

Parzivaljoker recycling The Batman alternative castings (pt. 4), if some of the actors I chose turn out to be kinda rehashed then sorry.

The Tales of the Green Lantern (2005)

Hal Jordan, now lonely and depressed, is called back to action as The Green Lantern when he faces a bigger threat than before, a Red Lantern named Atrocitus. But this doesn't stop him from facing the inner crisis that he tries to bounce back from.

Solo (1998)

Board the Millennium Falcon and journey to a galaxy far, far away in an epic action-adventure that will set the course of one of the Star Wars saga's most unlikely heroes.