Stories by @parzivaljoker
527 stories

The Schumacher Duology (2005 - 2007)
nips and asses

Superman: Ideal of Hope
After introducing himself as a hero to Metropolis, Clark Kent juggles between trying to fit in with the public as just an average guy from Kansas and being a superpowered hero whose appearance is met with a mixed reaction from everyone. But, things head south, as two nefarious villains come into the picture; the robotic Metallo, and the electric Livewire.

The Ultimates Trilogy (2003 - 2010)
Follow-up to my Ultimate Spider-Man post.

Ultimate Spider-Man Trilogy (2002 - 2007)
Doing this as a random thingy. I shared this in a gc with a couple others and felt like putting it out in general cuz why not.

Shark Tale (2022)
mafia shark go br

The Town (2020)
A proficient group of thieves rob a bank and hold Claire, the assistant manager, hostage. Things begin to get complicated when one of the crew members falls in love with Claire.

Ratatouille (2022)
A rat who can cook makes an unusual alliance with a young kitchen worker at a famous Paris restaurant.

Kevin Smith's Superman
A Superman film if Silent Bob helmed it led by Ben Affleck.

Bullet Train (2022)
diesel

Random Justice League Fancast
the league of justice if i ever did a dcu and casted them.

Scooby-Doo (2022)
A true cult classic.

Logan Lucky (2007)
Two brothers attempt to pull off a heist during a NASCAR race in North Carolina.

Sonic the Hedgehog
I'm bored.

Downfall, LA
A period piece detailing a Hollywood star's rise and fall before his early demise at such a young age, told by a disgraced journalist.

Spider-Man 2 (2024)
Peter Parker is beset with troubles in his failing personal life as he battles a brilliant scientist named Doctor Otto Octavius.

Armageddon (2008)
After discovering that an asteroid the size of Texas will impact Earth in less than a month, NASA recruits a misfit team of deep-core drillers to save the planet.

Treasure Planet (2022)
A sci fi retelling of the classic story Treasure Island. Young slacker Jim Hawkins is ever so eager for adventure but is stuck working as a busboy at his mother's restaurant. But his life finally has an adventurous twist when an old pirate gives him an ancient treasure map which leads to the legendary Treasure Planet.

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
A young linguist named Milo Thatch joins an intrepid group of explorers to find the mysterious lost continent of Atlantis.

The Sandman
Upon escaping after decades of imprisonment by a mortal wizard, Dream, the personification of dreams, sets about to reclaim his lost equipment.

The First Family!
A cosmic storm transforms four astronauts into heroes with fantastic powers, making them a team of heroes dedicated to fighting evil from Earth to beyond.