Stories by @parzivaljoker

Wizard Magazine's Casting Call: JLA Edition

Wizard fevah baby.

Saturday Night (2024)

big bird

Actors I Think Could Play Willy Wonka

YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!

Almost Cast: Super Mario Bros.

Arnold as Bowser would've been a trip.

Almost Cast Counterparts: Brandon Routh's Superman

the superman who returned

The Island of Dr. Moreau (2024)

cut. now get that b*stard off my set.

Megalopolis (2024)

welp

Almost Cast: The Dark Knight Rises

ok i may have cheated and added a couple rumored castings/characters but shut up lol

Constantine (2025)

Keanu

The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2005)

forget it might as well i already did one for Superman

Almost Cast Counterparts: Christian Bale's Batguy

yo

Almost Cast Counterparts: Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man

yes

The Dog Days Are Over

After the events of The Man with the Golden Dream, Sammy's comeback skyrocketed even further, leading him to a filming of a revival of his Scooby-Doo show (which he got offered a lot of money for). However, after the murder of one of the series leads, Sammy, along with a young rising actress who he takes under his wing, must find out the culprit (while also dealing with a crisis of AI, and a couple of egotistical actors and executives, in typical Sammy Lucas fashion.)

Almost Cast: Doctor Strange

strange

Almost Cast: Taxi Driver

idk i just wanted to cook an almost cast thing again

Surf's Up (2024)

I remember when Shia Labeouf voiced a penguin

Raiders of the Lost Ark (2021)

so good it melts your face off

The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man (Season Two)

After the events of the first season, Peter Parker faces new enemies in the ruthless Kraven the Hunter, returning villains like The Rhino and Sandman, and his former professor, Curt Connors. Meanwhile, dark secrets come to light about Norman.

The Fall Guy (2024)

Profesh is my middle name

Jurassic World (2025)

mfw i run in heels