Suggestions by @noahholland

Ben Kingsley

as Dr. Montgomery Montgomery in Asoue

Score: -1

Billy Connolly

as Dr. Montgomery Montgomery in Asoue

Score: +2

James Spader

as Sir in Asoue

Score: +1

Keira Knightley

as Josephine Aniwhistle in Asoue

Score: +1

Amy Adams

as Josephine Aniwhistle in Asoue

Score: -1

Daniel Handler

as Writer in Asoue

Score: +1

Seth Rogen

as Mr. Poe in Asoue

Score: -1

Ralph Fiennes

as Count Olaf in Asoue

Score: -3

Mark Hamill

as Count Olaf in Asoue

Score: -3

Ian McDiarmid

as Count Olaf in Asoue

Score: -1

Joe Pesci

as Scarface Boy in Asoue

Score: +1

Bonnie Aarons

as Lady with no eyes in Asoue

Score: +1

Penélope Cruz

as Lady with no eyes in Asoue

Score: +1

Jonny Lee Miller

as Lemony Snicket/Narrator in Asoue

Score: -1

Tim Curry

as Lemony Snicket/Narrator in Asoue

Score: -3

Liam Neeson

as Lemony Snicket/Narrator in Asoue

Score: -3

Andy Serkis

as Sunny Baudelaire in Asoue

Score: +1

Harvey Fierstein

as Neither Man or Woman Associate in Asoue

Score: -1

Michelle Pfeiffer

as White Faced Woman #2 in Asoue

Score: +1

Kevin McNally

as Bald Headed Man with a Long Nose in Asoue

Score: +2