Stories by @nerdsquidssafehouse

Wes Anderson's Batman

Lets see where this goes (cover by adamruvola)

My dream blunt rotation

Oh boy

David Lynch's Spider-Man

not much to say (dead actors can be used)

David Lynch's Batman

Lets see where this goes lol (dead actors can be used)

Batman genderbend

uhh

Wes Anderson's Spider-Man

uhhhhh

Banjo Kazooie the movie

To promote the hit game by Rareware, Don Bluth was commissioned to make this the first western animated movie to be based on a video game.

The Walten Files movie

uhhhhh

How I would have done the Flash

Ezra dies at the end

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

The final years of Doctor Hunter S Thompson

Lord of the rings 1980's

yeah

How I would have run the FNAF movie

yeah

Watchmen 1980's

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Heat II

After being shot in the throat and left mute during a botched bank heist, an aging Chris Shiherlis assembles a crack team of expert robbers in order to secure enough money to retire from his life of crime, all while being endlessly perused by detective Lauren Gustafson, who will do anything to hunt down the men who drove her father to his death.

People who should be on the Eric Andre show

bruh

Brando

The life of the most influential actor in the world

Phoenix Jones

The true story of a coke dealer who decided to become a super hero

A fully realized Burtonverse

In this timeline Burton is not as biased, but aside from that everything else is as legit as possible

Dune

My goofy ass interpretation of dune

The worst possible Mario Movie cast

I want all of those who see this to pick the most horrendously awful casting choices for a Mario movie.