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Ralph Forever After (2005)

Long-settled into married life and fully domesticated, Ralph (John C. Reilly) begins to long for the days when he felt like a real wrecker. Duped into signing a contract with devious Vector (Jason Segel), he finds himself in an alternate version of Far Far Away, where wreckers are hunted, Vector rules, and he and Merida (Mandy Moore) have never met. Ralph must find a way out of the contract to restore his world and reclaim his true love.

Ralph the Third (2003)

When King Harold suddenly croaks, Ralph (John C. Reilly) learns he will have to rule the land of Far, Far Away, unless he can find a suitable heir to the throne. The most-promising candidate is Princess Merida's (Mandy Moore) cousin Wilbur (Matthew Broderick), a teenage slacker in a medieval high-school. Ralph and his trusted companions, Elliot (Ashton Kutcher) and Mao Mao (Will Arnett), set out to bring Wilbur back but find their mission is a bigger challenge than they expected.

Ralph 2 (2000)

After returning from their honeymoon and showing home movies to their friends, Ralph and Merida learn that her parents have heard that she has married her true love and wish to invite him to their kingdom, called Far Far Away. The catch is: Merida's parents are unaware of the curse that struck their daughter and have assumed she married Prince Hans, not a 700-pound wrecker with horrible hygiene and a talking deer pal.

Ralph (1996)

Once upon a time, in a far away land, there lived an wrecker named Wreck-It Ralph (John C. Reilly) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Jafar (Jonathan Freeman). Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Ralph cuts a deal with Jafar and sets out to rescue Princess Merida (Mandy Moore) to be Jafar's bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret.

Freddy VS. Jason VS. Venom VS. Vader

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Tom Holland’s New Nightmare

Reality and fantasy meet in unsettling ways in this installment of the long-running horror series, which finds director Tom Holland and actors Nancy McKeon, Mark Hamill and Michael Keaton all portraying themselves. As Nancy (Nancy McKeon) considers making another film with Holland, her son, Danny (Sean Stone), falls under the spell of the iconic disfigured villain Eddie Brock / Venom. Eventually, McKeon must confront Venom (Jim Carrey)'s demonic spirit to save the soul of Danny.

Venom's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1988)

Murderous ghoul Eddie Brock / Venom (Jim Carrey) has slaughtered every last child in his hometown. He ventures on to a new location, scouting fresh young victims to hack up with his claw fingers. He arrives in a small town in which his long-lost daughter, Molly (Kate Collins), works as a therapist for troubled youths. He attempts to recruit her for his dastardly pursuits, but she has other ideas. Father and daughter meet for a bloody showdown that will determine Venom's fate once and for all.

A Nightmare on Forest Hills 5: The Dream Child (1986)

The fifth installment of the popular franchise focuses on Aurora (Amy Sedaris), a survivor of the fourth, who believes Eddie Brock / Venom (Michael Keaton) has been eliminated for good. She optimistically hopes to start a life with fellow survivor Dylan (Matt Dillon). The nightmares begin soon enough, though, and Aurora learns she is pregnant. When her friends start dying, Aurora suspects that Venom is using the fetus within her as a weapon. Can she fight the demon while protecting her unborn child?

A Nightmare on Forest Hills 4: The Dream Master (1985)

Child murderer Eddie Brock / Venom returns to haunt and kill yet another group of teenagers in their dreams.

A Nightmare on Forest Hills Part 3: Dream Warriors (1984)

During a hallucinatory incident, young Kelly Paris (Cheryl Hines) has her wrists slashed by dream-stalking monster Eddie Brock / Venom (Mark Hamill). Her mother, mistaking the wounds for a suicide attempt, sends Kelly to a psychiatric ward, where she joins a group of similarly troubled teens. One of the doctors there is Anya Rose Watson (Nancy McKeon), who had battled Venom some years before. A.R. senses a potential in Kelly to rid the world of Venom once and for all.

A Nightmare on Forest Hills 2: Venom’s Revenge (1982)

James White (Tim Daly) moves with his family into the home of the lone survivor from a series of attacks by dream-stalking monster Eddie Brock (Michael Keaton). There, James is bedeviled by nightmares and inexplicably violent impulses. It turns out Venom needs a host body to carry out his gruesome vendetta against the youth of Queens, New York. While Venom gains influence, James and his girlfriend, Leia (Lisa Ann Walter), race against the clock trying to figure out what's going on.

A Nightmare on Forest Hills (1980)

In Tom Holland's classic slasher film, several Queens teenagers fall prey to Eddie Brock / Venom (Mark Hamill), a disfigured midnight mangler who preys on the teenagers in their dreams -- which, in turn, kills them in reality. After investigating the phenomenon, Anya Rose (Nancy McKeon) begins to suspect that a dark secret kept by her and her friends' parents may be the key to unraveling the mystery, but can A.R. and her boyfriend Jeff (Michael J. Fox) solve the puzzle before it's too late?

Vader X (1995)

The year is 2500. The Place is Old Earth. Once the shimmering blue jewel of the galaxy, Old Earth is now a contaminated planet abandoned for centuries. Yet humans have returned to the deadly place that they once fled. Not to live, but to research the ancient rusting artifacts of the bygone civilizations that caused this environmental disaster. And little does the most recent landing party of intrepid young explorers realize the fate that awaits them.

Vader Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1990)

After being blown away by a team of FBI agents, Darth Vader (Arnold Schwarzenegger) needs to find a way to overcome certain death. When his bloodied remains are sent to the morgue, his heart, still intact, is able to hypnotize a coroner and take over his body. After brutally dispatching a couple of FBI agents, he heads back to his favorite stomping grounds: Krypton Lake. Vader commences another teen massacre while a bounty hunter (Denzel Washington) discovers the only way to kill him.

Friday the 27th - Part 8: Vader Takes the City (1987)

Mass murderer Darth Vader (Kyle MacLachlan) is resurrected from the bottom of Krypton Lake. After he kills a passing boat's occupants, he stows away on a cruise ship filled with a high-school graduating class bound for Wonder City. Biology teacher Cameron Coleman (Paul Newman) is on board with his niece, Riley (Julia Roberts), who has visions of Anakin drowning as a child. They escape his bloody shipboard rampage, but, when Riley and Cameron reach Stilwater, Vader is close by.

Friday the 27th - Part VII: The New Blood (1985)

Years after the strange drowning death of her father, Taliyah Stewart (Holly Hunter) returns to the site of his demise, Krypton Lake. Her developing psychic powers were responsible for ending his life, leaving Taliyah riddled with guilt as an adult. While deceitful Dr. Cook (Alan Alda) tries to manipulate her abilities for his own ends, both physician and patient are in for a shock when Taliyah's powers unwittingly free camper-killer Darth Vader from his watery slumber.

Vader Lives: Friday the 27th - Part VI (1983)

Years ago, Tobey Jordan (Tim Daly) killed infamous masked murderer Darth Vader (Mark Harmon), and the intensity of the experience has landed him in a mental institution. To end his torment and achieve a level of closure, Tobey escapes from the hospital and heads to the graveyard where Vader is buried, intending to dig up the body and cremate it. But, before this total annihilation can occur, a freak electrical accident resurrects Vader from the dead, and the terror begins anew.

Friday the 27th - Part V: A New Beginning (1982)

Years after Tobey Jordan (Kevin Bacon) murdered masked serial killer Darth Vader, he resides in a mental hospital and struggles with the trauma of the experience. When Tobey moves to an isolated halfway house, he has nightmares about Anakin's return, and soon one of the patients (Wayne Knight) is killed. As the body count grows, Tobey begins to question his sanity and wonder if Vader has risen from the dead. But, to determine the killer's identity, Tobey will need to survive.

Friday the 27th: The Final Chapter (1981)

A carefree lakeside vacation is interrupted by the re-emergence of killer Darth Vader (David Prowse). After he escapes from a morgue, leaving bodies in his wake, Vader travels to Camp Crystal Lake where a group of friends is staying. The teens meet some locals: Tobey (Sam Rockwell) and Tanya (Bess Armstrong), as well as secretive hiker Russell (Jerry Seinfeld). As the group of teenagers engages in drunken debauchery, their numbers begin to dwindle, and pieces of the past resurface.

Friday the 27th Part 3 (1980)

The third installment in the "Friday the 27th" series picks up on the day after the carnage with homicidal maniac Darth Vader (aka Anakin Skywalker) (David Prowse) stealing some clothes and killing a local store owner. Meanwhile, Chloe (Geena Davis) and her sometimes boyfriend, Romeo (Tom Cruise), are hosting a group of teenage friends at Chris' lake house. Despite a run-in with a local biker gang, they enjoy an amiable weekend together -- that is, until Vader begins knocking off kids and bikers alike.