Stories by @maxhedroom

The Last Spider's Kiss

When a dame with gams that go up all the way to her miniskirt walks into private eye's Philip Parker's office looking for her missing father, he's thrown into a world of drugs, porno, marijuana, curse words, alcohol, guns, cigarettes, caffeinated drinks and crime. Note: This is not based on Spider-Man Noir because I have not read the comic and my version is better.

David Lynch's Star Wars: The Return

David Lynch finally accepts the offer to make a Star Wars movie

The Darkest Knight

A medieval take on the Batman mythos

The Good, The Bat and the Ugly

A western take on the Batman mythos

Live Action Muppets

The Muppets… but human.

Dark and Gritty Shrek Reboot

Former special ops soldier Shrekley "Shrek" Myers is called out of retirement to stop an evil CEO bent on destroying Shrek's homeland.

Ricochet (2022)

A District Attorney is terrorized by the criminal he put away years ago when he was a cop.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (1977)

Into the Spider-Verse ... made in 1977!

L.A. Confidential (2022)

When crimes comes to the City of Angels, only the demons can stop it.

X-Men Trilogy (2021-2027)

When crazy mutants start popping up, a war between those who like mutants, those who hate mutants and those who are indifferent to mutants starts.

Doctor Strange (1975)

After a rich doctor has a car wreck he adds a cape to his wardrobe

Superman (2022)

After a far away planet explodes, a young baby comes to earth and grows to be a man who wears blue pajamas.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2002)

When a young nerd is bitten by a spider, he discovers he is not the only man (or woman) who is also a spider. Live action, with the exception of Spider-Ham.

The Batman (1970)

In his second year of fighting crime, Batman uncovers corruption in Gotham City that connects to his own family while facing a serial killer known as the Riddler.

Fight Club (2021)

After a man pretends to have cancer, he learns how to make soap.

Mars Attacks! (2021)

Earth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humor.

Martin Scorsese's A Christmas Carol

A bitter old miser who rationalizes his uncaring nature learns real compassion when three spirits visit him on Christmas Eve.

The Last Duel (1980)

King Charles VI declares that Knight Jean de Carrouges settle his dispute with his squire by challenging him to a duel.

Grant Morrison's BATMAN and ROBIN (2021)

After Bruce Wayne dies, a new Batman and Robin must emerge!

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

With Spider-Man's identity now revealed, Peter asks Doctor Strange for help. When a spell goes wrong, dangerous foes from other worlds start to appear, forcing Peter to discover what it truly means to be Spider-Man.