Stories by @josephmierzwa

Quest for Camelot (2023)

An adventurous girl, a young blind hermit, and a goofy two-headed dragon race to find the lost sword Excalibur to save King Arthur and Camelot from disaster.

Grumpier Old Men (2024)

John and Max resolve to save their beloved bait shop from turning into an Italian restaurant, just as its new female owner catches Max's attention.

Rob Zombie "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

Five friends head out to rural Texas to visit the grave of a grandfather. On the way they stumble across what appears to be a deserted house, only to discover something sinister within. Something armed with a chainsaw.

David Fincher's Psycho

A Phoenix secretary embezzles money from her employer's client, goes on the run, and checks into a remote motel run by a young man under the domination of his mother.

Ken Park (2023)

Ken Park is about several Californian skateboarders' lives and relationships with and without their parents.

Matinee (2023)

A small-time film promoter releases a kitschy horror film during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Grumpy Old Men (2023)

A lifelong feud between two neighbors since childhood only gets worse when a new female neighbor moves across the street. Personally I don't ever want to see this movie be remade.

The Waterboy (2023)

A waterboy for a college football team discovers he has a unique tackling ability and becomes a member of the team.

Mr. Majestyk (2024)

A melon farmer battles organized crime and a hit man who wants to kill him. (And since they remade Death Wish and The Mechanic all played once by Charles Bronson; I figure why not this one too.)

Road Trip (2020)

Four college buddies embark on a road trip to retrieve an illicit tape mistakenly mailed to a female friend.

The Prophecy 2 (2023)

When the powers of good and evil again descend to Earth in a battle over mankind, the only hope for survival is the unborn child of an innocent woman. With the help of a mysterious stranger, she races to protect her child and save mankind.

The Prophecy (2022)

At the scene of a bizarre murder, L.A. homicide detective Thomas Dagget discovers a lethal heavenly prophecy now being fulfilled on earth. In his fight to stop the forces of evil, he finds an unlikely ally in an elementary school teacher.

Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight (2025)

A man on the run is hunted by a demon known as the Collector.

Dragonheart (2021)

The last dragon and a disillusioned dragonslaying Knight must cooperate to stop an evil King, who was given partial immortality.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (2022

Flighty teenage girl Buffy Summers learns that she is her generation's destined battler of vampires.

The Guyver (2021)

A young man discovers a mechanical device that merges with his own body, turning him into a cyborg superhero. When strange creatures start appearing, trying to take the device back, he begins to uncover a secret plot to genetically engineer terrifying monsters.

The Beastmaster

Dar, an ancient warrior with the ability to communicate telepathically with animal allies, sets out to stop the crazed plans of an evil high priest named Maax and save his friends.

Exorcist II: The Heretic

A teenage girl once possessed by a demon finds that it still lurks within her. Meanwhile, a priest investigates the death of the girl's exorcist.

The Jetsons (1994)

The misadventures of a futuristic family. Imagine if this movie came out same year as "The Flintstones (1994)."

Cataract City (2022)

Two childhood friends, Duncan Diggs and Owen Stuckey, who grow up together in Niagara Falls, who once survived in the wilderness together as boys. Together, they’ll be forced to survive the wilderness once more as their friendship is pushed to the limit.