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Scorcher
It’s 2013 and the Earth’s rotation has come to a halt. The President has declared all of North America a disaster area. The world calls on the one man who can make a difference.

Satan's Alley
In a time where to be different was to be condemned, and to be condemned was to die, one man chose to question his God.

The Fatties: Fart 2
America’s favorite big family is back, letting loose with even more wild antics. And of course, plenty of beans.

The Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This!
The follow-up to The Passion of the Christ. Let he who is without sin, kick the first ass.

Deadpool (2011)
After all those one movie about the Punisher on his war-zone like that? Well, tweet that suckers! My film is likely to begin hours after the end of that crappy film 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine (My rival!!)' with that Weapon XI using the healing powers of that man, Wolverine and beginning the journey that will become me, Deadpool.

Jason vs. Leatherface
Two of the worlds most iconic figures in horror battle to the death.

A live-action Shrek remake
Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an grumpy ogre with a onion loveliness named Shrek whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad. Determined to save their home (not to mention his own), Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Princess Fiona to be Farquaad's bride, with the help of a wisecracking donkey. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret.

The Sense of Right Alliance
Follow the adventures of the Sense of Right Alliance, the greatest and most bonkered super team: Consisting of Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, Lightning McQueen, Mr. Incredible, the Blue Power Ranger, Shrek, other heroes, along with many other heroes as they face off against the forces of evil!

Turbo Man
Look to the sky and find Turbo Man and his pet tiger Booster fighting crime and the evil mastermind Dementor.

Everyman
Jeffrey Albertson’s comic hero comes to life on the big screen. Avery Mann absorbs the powers of comic book superheroes to protect the people of Gothamopolis.

Radioactive Man
Radioactive Man, the hero of comics, makes it to the big screen for this origin story of his trusty sidekick, Fallout Boy. They're protecting the innocent from all kinds of villains, including the elusive Scoutmaster.

The Mummy: Rise of the Aztec (2012)
The O'Connell family go to Peru to fight against the mummy of an Aztec emperor (portrayed by Antonio Banderas).

Warren Beatty's Dick Tracy
Detective Dick Tracy as he navigates romantic tensions with both Breathless Mahoney and Tess Trueheart, confronts the rise of crime boss Alphonse "Big Boy" Caprice, and begins fostering a young streetwise boy known only as Kid.

Primeval: New Generation
The American adaptation is based on the latter seasons of Primeval (Series 4 and 5) aired in 2011.

The Starman Trilogy
The Starman Trilogy follows their missions of Superman, Buzz Lightyear and the Angry Birds, who stop the villains from the invasion of Metropolis.

Terminator 3: Armageddon
In this film John and Sarah Connor, after surviving the events of T2, are brougth in the future by a female Resistance figther name Kate. It is revealed that Skynet has survived after apparently being shut down, and has built a quantistic machine capable of sustaining the aborted timeline after all the Terminator parts had been destroyed in T2. Eventually Kate would had revealed herself to be a T-X, a Infiltrator shaped like a woman, while Arnold Schwarzenegger would had made a cameo as a T-800 unit, now once again evil.

Ivan Reitman's Wonder Woman (1998)
The plot concerning Diana Prince's daughter Donna Troy, whose powers are awakened after Diana dies in battle, and as the new Wonder Woman, Donna goes up against the villainous Doctor Psycho, a powerful and misogynistic psychokinetic.

The Heroes
When a new threat is coming, the planet Earth wreaks havoc many villains, the world's greatest heroes are teamed-up to save the world from depending doom!

Sonic the Hedgehog
It depicts Sonic, Tails, and their team of the Freedom Fighters battling to overthrow Dr. Eggman, who has already conquered their home planet, Mobius and rules over it as a polluted industrial dystopia.

James Cameron's X-Men (1990)
Throughout 1989 and 1990, Stan Lee and Chris Claremont were in discussions with Carolco Pictures for an X-Men film adaptation, with James Cameron as producer and Kathryn Bigelow directing. A story treatment was written by Bigelow, with Bob Hoskins being considered for Wolverine and Angela Bassett as Storm. The deal fell apart when Stan Lee piqued Cameron's interest in a Spider-Man film. The plot would had been similar to the 2000 Bryan Singer film, showing Wolverine joining the X-Men. Magneto would have pass himselves as a anti-mutant politician, and Wolverine and Storm would have a romantic interest. Other mutants present would have been Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Jean Grey and Rogue.