Once a fiery revolutionary, now just wants to grow zucchini and avoid eye contact. Frankie’s past is loud — protests, explosions, speeches screamed through megaphones. Now they’re all about plants, compost, and passive-aggressively judging your environmental impact. They’ll give you fresh tomatoes and a brutal takedown of your carbon footprint. Doesn’t like people. Needs people. Struggles with guilt, rage, and the fact that their basil is dying again.
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