One Piece (but it's a joke)

Basically, same as those Worst Movie Ever stories. Read the description

Inspired by mikeypascual's "but it's a joke" stories. Basically, live action One Piece adaptation if the producers and casting directors are on crack and they spit on Eiichiro Oda's face to make this the worst adaptation as possible. I made an attempt at this before, but i think it offends some people so i deleted it. However, another idea of making this suddenly appears in my mind due to me currently running out of ideas. Yes, as you read the title and subtitle, cast any celebs that you think are the worst choices for One Piece characters. No rules, do anything you want.

Story added by theonewithda_gun on October 28, 2021