Adolf Hitler is despairing as Berlin falls around him. Just as he’s preparing to "heroically" meet his demise, a malfunctioning experimental Nazi device—the Chrono-Wagen—is discovered by one of his bumbling scientists, Dr. Klaus Blunderberg. Hoping to escape his predicament and conquer the future, Hitler jumps into the machine without a second thought, activating it by accident. Hitler arrives in a time of dinosaurs, quickly proclaiming himself "King of Prehistory" after trying to lecture a T-Rex about racial superiority. The T-Rex chases him off, leaving him covered in mud and screaming in frustration. Hitler ends up in Ancient Rome, where his impassioned speeches about global conquest impress Julius Caesar—until Caesar realizes Hitler knows absolutely nothing about war tactics. Humiliated after accidentally burning part of the Forum, Hitler is exiled and barely escapes assassination by angry senators. Hitler lands in colonial America and mistakes George Washington for a fellow dictator. After a series of misunderstandings, he inadvertently inspires the Boston Tea Party by ranting about the "evils of democracy," prompting colonists to double down on freedom. Hitler lands in the 2020s, horrified to discover he's a meme and a laughingstock. After trying to give a speech at a Comic-Con (where he’s mistaken for a cosplayer), he has an existential crisis about his place in history.
Story added by amrowe8596 on December 2, 2024
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