Death to Smoochy 2002 (Alternate Cast)

An alternate casting to one of the most underrated movies of all time

A kids' show host, Rainbow Randolph, is fired in disgrace while his replacement, Sheldon Mopes, A.K.A. Smoochy the Rhino, finds himself a rising star. Unfortunately for Sheldon, the business of kids' television isn't all child's play. What if one of the most criminally underrated movies of all time had a COMPLETELY different cast? Add all kinds of actors that were famous, well-known, or available in the year 2002 (the year the film was released). To clarify to some that might vote on the story: this is NOT a modern remake, so don't use actors that are famous today, instead only actors that were well known in the early 2000s.