Fan Casting Two and a Half Men (Nickelodeon Adaptation)

What if Two and a Half Men was a children's sitcom owned by Nickelodeon and the man in charge of this production is none other than Dan Schneider? Here's the cast for the show if this version existed. Note that in this version of the series, Charlie Harper doesn't die, but he still goes to marry Rose and have their honeymoon in Paris. Walden Schmidt will appear as a supporting character, not a replacement. He's considerably known as the third wheel and he is constantly despised by Charlie.